Hop hop hopping along

So, you know how we *whispers* lost Easter Rabbit?

Well, grandma found him! Maybe not exactly him, but this one could definitely be his twin brother. When I picked Bubba up from day care this afternoon, I casually handed him to her  and said ‘look who has come back from his holiday with Little Nutbrown Hare, he told me he’s had a lovely time, and he looks like he might have had a bath while he was there too’.

No bath mumma, Easter Rabbit not go in the wash! Okay then.

welcome home easter rabbit

We came home, Easter Rabbit was introduced to his little brother and sister, and things pretty much went back to normal: Easter Rabbit being held and carried everywhere.

During dinner {when he was sitting in front of Bubba sharing hers, being fed pretend mouthfuls and getting sips of her water} my Love Bug squealed a delighted, very high-pitched squeeee then looked at me. Mumma I love my Easter Rabbit.

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I know you do Love Bug. He is a very very lucky little bunny. {Even if mumma still can’t help but feel so sad for your original little furry long-eared friend.}

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How to tell the temperature

Since Bella became my family nearly eight years ago, she’s done this. Last night in my half asleep state {because it’s usually around 3am when she does it} I reached for my iPhone and pointed it in her general direction in the darkness.

It happens around the time of the night when the air temperature drops. When snuggling up in a ball at the end of the bed, or snuggled up against your little brother Bear, is just not warm enough for a puppy.

First I feel a little nudge on my shoulder, and if I don’t automatically lift the covers at that moment I generally get a cold snout second reminder on my neck. That wakes me up!

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The second I lift the covers Bella scoots under.

And under. Until she’s totally covered up. Then I put the blankets down and go back to sleep. With a puppy who has wriggled over against until she’s spooning me.

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That’s how I tell the temperature has dropped. Who needs a hot water bottle? Love is a warm puppy.

{This wasn’t a very wordless Wednesday post after all!}

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Tasty Tuesday {versatile vegetable patties}

Tasty Tuesday is back! I had about 84 thoughts for this week’s recipe. But they were all sweet, and I figured I should {at least at the outset} try to do one sweet, one savoury. Let’s see how I go with that …

Versatile vegetable patties: I’ve been making these for at least a year now. I don’t actually remember where I found the original recipe, but I remember thinking they would be a good place to hide vegetables if you had a child who wasn’t overly keen. Unlike Love Bug, who can’t get enough of her veggies and fruit.

Over the past year, they’ve evolved. In our home they are made with gluten-free rice crumbs, or quinoa crumbs or a combination of both. They are incredibly versatile because you can have one hero vegetable, or a number of vegetables in them. You can bake them in little rounds, as the original recipe suggested, or bigger bites or as we’ve tried recently, as patties. These are meant to be a quick and easy recipe, using whatever veggies are floating around in your fridge.

Bubba takes them to day care with some lightly steamed carrot sticks and organic humus. We eat them as afternoon snacks on the weekend with my roasted caramelised tomatoes as a dipper. They can be mashed up as you would with a falafel and popped into a wrap or a pita bread with some salad.

The pattie version can also be stacked in a burger with all of your favourite burger inclusions. Or, they can be served on a bead of white bean mash with some roasted baby beetroots.

I told you: such versatile veggies!

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So, what do you need?
{for 18 bite sized or 6 x bite sized and 6 x patties}
1 cup gluten-free crumbs {rice or quinoa - today we used half a cup of each} or if your tummy isn’t as grumpy about gluten as ours are, you can use bread crumbs
1 cup grated cheese {I like to use a mix of Italian cheeses, but have also made them with good old tasty cheese – if you’re vegetarian make sure you look for non-animal rennet cheese}
Half a teaspoon of Massel chicken stock powder {it’s vegetarian}
1 tablespoon of organic tomato paste
Throw in some herbs: sage, basil, oregano – whatever you’ve got {or if you’re having a short-cut night a squeeze of Italian herbs}
Mince a clove of garlic {or two if you’re like me and are a fan of garlic}
3 eggs from happy hens
Cracked pepper & Himalayan rock salt
Vegetables: this week we used broccoli {1.5 cups} and corn {half a cup} steamed

Okay, now what do you do with it?
Pre-heat oven to 180 degrees celsius {360 farenheit}.

Throw all of your ingredients into a bowl and mix well.

Check in with your sous chef. Kiss her if she’s half as cute as mine and think about how lucky you are!

Scoop a dessert spoon of the mixture and roll it in your hand to make a ball and lay it on baking paper on an oven tray for bite sizes. Increase by half for snack size, and if you are making patties, about two spoons full rolled then flattened slightly when you put them on the tray.

Pop them in the oven for 25 minutes, turning them over at the 15 minute mark.

Cool them on a wire rack {and try not to burn your mouth tasting them as they cool}. They freeze really well if they last that long too!

{We cook our vegetarian food using organic ingredients where possible and is mostly gluten-free.}

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Little mumma

Love Bug is obsessed with babies. Obsessed.

We were in a cafe yesterday and a woman came in with a pram and a tiny baby in it. Awwwww mumma, a baaaaaaaaaaby. {Whispered at the top of her high-pitched voice if you can imagine it.} The mother smiled at me and at my Bubba. I give it a kiss? she asked the mother. Oh dear. I quietly explained that we couldn’t kiss bubbas who we don’t know.

I suppose it’s a little confusing because we pat dog we don’t know as long as we ask their people first. It’s just not the same with babies. Much to Love Bug’s chagrin.

Last weekend we caught up with our mother’s group friends. A lot of them have new babies in their family. Bubba was in heaven. Considering there is no baby in our home, I was surprised how incredibly gentle she was with the baby I was holding for a little while. She put her hand gently to his cheek, leaned in to give him a kiss, holding his head ever so lightly, then gave him a cuddle. Then repeated that all a few times!

i love babies It made my ovaries hurt.

Alas, there will be no more babies for us {unless you count the 4-legged variety}, but Bubba’s little friend whose house we met up at had a doll. A baby doll. One his mumma had bought to get him used to the idea of having a baby around. A doll he showed very little interest in.

The very same doll that Bubba managed to sniff out in a house filled with cars and trains and all sorts of other things. She’d held her own with the boys and played with the cars and trains while we were there, but eventually she found the baby.

And we were not leaving the house without it. Lucky for us, the little boy was happy to share baby with us.

baby waiting to get in car baby in pjs baby carrying

Given how much of a little mumma Bubba has become to baby, I’m worried it may never get to go home again. We may have to do a swap for something with 4 wheels and a digger!

As much as getting out of the house is taking even longer now that baby has to be dressed, wrapped, have her pyjamas on, and so on, I can’t help but be proud of her.

And just a little proud of me.

Why am I proud of me? Because of the way Bubba is with baby. Her mannerisms, her gentle nature, the way she speaks to the baby, the way she holds her and the absolute love she is showering in baby.

Guess where she learned those things?

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An open letter to real estate agents

I’d like to point out a few things that you seem to have missed in the general scheme of things.

New is actually something that is of recent origin. Suffice it to say carpet that has worn spots is not new. Neither is carpet that is stained and faded to the point of not being able to recognise it’s original colour.

The word renovated generally gives the reader the impression someone may have - at the very least - applied a layer of paint on a surface somewhere in the home. Some time in the last 10 years. Just saying.

Here’s one you don’t even need to really think about. The word bathroom is pretty self-explanatory. It is a room containing a bath. If there is no bath in the room for cleaning one’s person, you might like to point that out when advertising. Instead of it being a surprise for the person inspecting three of the five properties on their list. No bath mumma? No Bubba. House broken mumma! My sentiments exactly Bubba.

And while we’re on the topic, a laundry with a shower attachment coming out of the wall in the corner, and a toilet in the opposite corner, can’t really be termed a bathroom now, can it?

Counting is a pretty basic thing that even Love Bug can manage up to 10. So she would have been easily able to tell you that a there were not exactly two bedrooms in the house. There was one bedroom. And there was a room that was probably more likely to have been a lounge room. Or a dining room. Particularly since it was the thoroughfare to the bathroom laundry which had a door directly to the back garden.

Hmmm… garden, now there’s another interesting term which appears to be flung about with reckless abandon. A mouldy courtyard with some overgrown plants {which, from what I could tell were actually hanging over the fence from the neighbours} hardly conjures up garden images now, does it?

I’m not entirely sure what angle lense you all use for taking photos of lounge/dining spaces. The few open living areas we saw today were not much bigger than my dining table. And unless I hang my sofa from the ceiling, I’m fairly sure both pieces of furniture were not going to fit into that space together.

Spacious dine in kitchen with level access to the lovely garden. This one relates directly to my point above about the garden. And what the ad neglected to mention was that it was the only level access in the house. I’ve never seen so many internal steps in a ‘single level’ house. Oh, and use of the word spacious is being a little generous just an outright lie.

Why are people so petist? That is what a bond is for. I have pets. LOADS of people have pets. My pets are my family. And having seen what I did today, I’ve got news for most of you: my pets want to live in your house about as much as you want them there!

hopeful

i was hopeful before we set out

houses broken mumma. indeed they were bubba.

houses broken mumma. indeed they were bubba.

House hunting with a toddler is not high on my list of suggested activities. In fact, it wouldn’t even make the list. But it’s something I’ve got to do. House hunting with a toddler who is currently allergic to just getting into her car seat without an epic battle is torture.

To be fair to Love Bug, she was a trooper today. Considering we looked at five properties and then had to do our shopping. That is way too many times to get in and out of the car. And there were only two melt downs. And one tiny cupcake bribe.

When we were back home this afternoon in our expensive, renovated home with a bathroom {and an ensuite, which is what I would probably call a bathroom without a bath - but that’s just me}, Bubba sat on the bench and we cooked together, music on so we could dance around together when the mood took us, I realised what the main problem was with every house we saw today. There was no way we could have done that in any of the houses we saw.

On the upside we met and patted four lovely dogs, including one 17 year old friend who was out walking with her daddy … a lovely Italian man who was 90 in the shade, and a chocolate labrador puppy with the same name as Love Bug. She thought that was pretty good fun. Oh, and there were two good looking firemen in the supermarket who ended up standing behind us chatting and smiling with Bubba at the checkout.

But we’re still no closer to finding a new house to live.

Maybe they’ve got some spare beds at the firehouse?

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Where he gone mumma?

I think my favourite part of working from home {other than spending the day with my fuzzy sidekicks of course} is walking Bubba to day care via the coffee shop. We stop in, chat to the barista then wander to day care chatting and drinking our coffee.

This morning I’d walked ahead of her a few steps so I could take a photo of her and when I turned around she’d stopped and was staring at a gate.

Where he gone mumma?

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Who Bubba?

Oh … him! Hi puppy. Awwwww, hi puppy. You happy?

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I’m pretty sure he’s happy now that you’ve stopped by to say hi Bubba.

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Wait little friend – where are you going? Come baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack. Let’s visit a while longer!

I guess not. Okay then, bye.

Bye bye puppy.

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Okay Greenland, enough is enough. It’s not humane.

 Never be afraid to do what’s right, especially if the
well-being of a person or animal is at stake.

I read something along those lines at some point this week. I can’t find the exact quote, but given how many rescue societies I follow on Facebook and Twitter, that’s no surprise!

I’m going to start this post with a strong warning: this is not a happy post. If you choose to keep reading, you’ll share what has haunted me for the past week or so. I can not get the images out of my head. Tragic images of beautiful dogs, who for the most part look just like our Beary.

I wondered over and over what I could do to help, then it dawned on me. I could share this story. Because knowledge is power, in this case the power to stand up and be a voice for the voiceless. I doubt that too many people have thought about what happens to Greenland’s sled dogs in the summer months. In my head they lived a nice life, albeit a less busy life, than they do in winter. They’d be loved and cared for by their people, the people they serve so well during winter. Because that’s what would happen if they were my dogs.

But they’re not my dogs. And shying away from what I read, and just wishing I hadn’t read it may protect me from any more pain, but it will not help these abused animals. So, I’m going to share with you my friend Mandy’s story.

Mandy went to Greenland for the holiday of a lifetime, a chance to go off the beaten track and get up close to a world amongst the icebergs, a world as far from our life in Australia as is imaginable. As she loaded photo after amazing photo of her trip, I found myself wishing I could tap my ruby slippers together and open my eyes by her side. Until she posted this photo. At first glance you could be forgiven for missing what’s going on in the photo.

okay greenland, enough is enough. it's not humane.

Again, a WARNING that Mandy’s story below is confronting, horrific and heartbreaking. I have cried every time I’ve read it. I’m sharing it in the hope that the more people know what’s going on, the more people who will write, sign a petition, share this post, support Mandy’s Facebook page {link at the end}. Do everything we can to get it to stop. Because if we turn away, it will never stop.

I’m sharing this for all of the Bearys in the world who need our love and support.

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A Special ‘Thanks’ to Man’s Best Friend!

When I decided to visit Greenland, I wanted to make certain I would not get caught up with only the obvious tourist attractions (icebergs & dog sledding), hence my decision to make my way off the beaten track to Disko Island and Uummannaq, as a way to ensure I encountered the ‘real’ Greenland.One thing I wanted to avoid however (being an animal lover & devoted vegetarian for almost 20 years), was witnessing the clubbing of seals, or the harpooning of a whale (whaling is still legal in Greenland, on the basis that it is a part of Eskimo/Inuit culture).I respect their culture, and that has been their method of obtaining sustenance for centuries, yet wished to remain sheltered from this harsh reality. So, I avoided paying too much attention to what occurred down at the harbours of the settlements I visited.

I have been effective at protecting myself from frightful visions until I witnessed a brutal massacre (which did not involve whales or seals), I was unprepared for, and do not believe for a moment should be neatly categorised as ‘The Inuit Culture’.

That morning, I left the little red hut house where I was staying, on my way to pay the orphanage a visit. I had my pack on my back, camera around my neck and each hand holding a bag of toys. The sun was shining and it was the first day I decided to be free of my big white Michelin Man snow jacket. The locals had all assured me, summer was well and truly here, thus opted for my lighter brown jacket which is wind and water proof. The white jacket is quite restrictive, so it felt great to finally have some mobility back.

As I walked toward town with the coast line on my right, I admired the icebergs. Still in awe of them, I stopped several times to take a photo. A little further along and to my left, I noticed water trickling down the side of the steep vertical cliffs – summer has arrived and the icecaps are melting.

I passed several sled dogs, which in Uummannaq are chained to rocks. It looks quite cruel by our standards in Sydney. The chains are only a couple of metres long, so the dogs can’t venture too far. Additionally, they will not be released from their chains and rock for approximately 7 months until it snows and there will be work for them again. Sounds like a fierce punishment and a form of mental torture to me!

Despite this, the dogs on the rocks appeared to be enjoying the warm weather as much as I was. They were snoozing and bathing themselves in the sun.

As I walked on further, I could hear dogs in the distance howling and barking. This appears common on the island. I had only been thinking the previous day, that I could sum up Uummannaq as ‘The Land of Unhappy dogs’. Their howls seem so sad and depressed.

As I arrived closer to the howling dogs, I noticed their owner was carving a seal and throwing each of them a piece about the size of an orange. Each dog appeared to hurriedly swallow their bundle without a chance to even taste it. They seem so hungry and the morsel they received did not appear to satiate their hunger. They leap forward toward their owner, yelping as if begging to receive another bundle, and almost choking themselves with their chain and collar in the process. I cringed as I watched, fearing one might lose its footing, slip off its rock and hang itself. I decided I had seen enough and moved on.

I came upon three little boys who were playing with a light, flexible, plastic pipe, which was being used to channel the flow of water (from the melted ice) to a more favorable direction, away from the walking track. They were amused & taking turns at pointing the pipe at one another, threatening to wet each other. Their giggles were playful and so delightful to hear. Their laughter remedied the sadness I felt for the dogs I had just seen.

I then heard a bang in the distance, which sounded like a gun, or perhaps a car back firing? That had fortunately always been the case in Sydney. The boys were not distracted from their playing & so I assumed it was nothing out of the ordinary & safe to carry on.

The noise frequented a couple of more times, but now I had become entranced by the idyllic view on my right. A little children’s kindergarten, evidenced by the sign in bright, fun and bold primary colors which read ‘Heldags Skolen’. I stopped, put the bags which I was holding down, to take a photograph with the snow-capped cliffs behind it. What a glorious view from a Kindergarten!

As my camera clicked to capture the image, there was a simultaneous and startling bang behind me, followed by an immediate yelp from a dog and a snap of a chain. I pirouetted the 180 degrees to see what had just occurred. The vision before me was terrifying. 

A sled dog appeared to have fallen from its rock and was hanging by its collar. It made short, fast and frantic yelps as it wriggled and panicked. I leapt forward towards it and noticed the words ‘oh no’ repeatedly escaping my lips. I was going to have to try to push it back up the rock, and as I raced towards it, I was looking in my peripheral vision for anyone who might assist me. I looked up the rock where the dog would have originally been laying and saw an old man. My hands were waving about as though they had a mind of their own, trying to gesture the man to help, and I am quite certain that in my panic, the words spilling from my mouth were incomprehensible.

As I reached the dog, and no longer in view of the old man as the cliff was now blocking me from his vision, I noticed the dog’s body began to convulse, and my mind told me, it was finished, it’s neck would no doubt be broken. As I took a step back, I then noticed blood. A lot of blood, and it’s head had been blown open. It had been shot in the head with a bullet. That’s why it slipped off it’s rock! After what felt like the longest minute, its body finally stopped twitching. It was over. Or so I thought.

I am not sure, but I think the uncertainty of what had just happened, made self-preservation kick in, because I found myself running backwards, not wanting to take my eyes off the area of danger and I pressed myself up against the wall of the building on the other side of the road.

From here I had a clear view of the entire cliff. I noticed a number of dogs all chained to their rocks. All of them standing. They were all looking in the same direction. I followed their stare. There he was! Standing right in front of me, 50m or there about, was the man with the rifle! And there was the older man I had originally seen. No gun in his hand. He was just spectating.

The man with the rifle was now facing another dog which was chained beside the dog which had just been shot. His rifle then raised and pointed at its head. Bang!

It happened again. A yelp. A snap of the chain & a second dog fell from its rock. I felt sensory & adrenalin overload. I had not yet recovered my breathing from the death of the first dog.

A number of thoughts began racing through my head. The book I had read last night mentioned keeping dogs is difficult as they only work the winter months of the year, yet they need to be fed all year round. I suddenly realised what I was witnessing. Summer was now upon Greenland. The ice is melting. The sled dogs are no longer useful and are being exterminated.

Then a more selfish thought crossed my mind – what if a bullet ricochets and hits me? I was processing all kinds of thoughts at the speed of light. How about if I yell out to the man and ask him to stop? Of course I couldn’t! I heard an instruction from my own sub conscience “Do not attract attention to yourself, or it will be your head next & take that camera from around your neck and put it out of sight!”.

I now had two dogs only metres in front of me, hanging by their necks with their heads blown open.

There were no less than 10 dogs up on that cliff (usually 12 in a sled team) and I was well aware they were all destined for the same fate! He moved on to the next dog. He raised the gun to its head. This time, he just held it there forever. I was thinking, if you are going to do it, just do it already. Don’t prolong this terrifying moment for the dog any longer than you have to.

By this point, all the other dogs have witnessed what has happened to the dogs before them, and you can see their fear. They are not stupid! When the rifle is pointing at their head it is very clear from their body language that they know what is about to happen. They turn in circles and their howl sounds like their best effort at begging for their life. I was amazed at how similar a dog’s body language is, to our own!

He finally made the shot, but he didn’t get a good hit, so it suffered and wriggled and yelped on the ground for what felt like minutes before he attempted a second blow. The second blow was still unsuccessful, yet he just stood there and watched it suffer. My only assumption for why he just stood there to let it die a slow death was because the cheap jerk was being cautious to not waste another bullet. When the dog refused to die, he finally rested the rifle on its brow and let a third bullet go, to finish him off, and thankfully, it did.

With every gunshot, the remaining dogs barked and spun in circles of terror.

Finally a voice was berating me for being so cowardly and told me to brave up, but how brave could I be? My only action I thought possible with what little power I had, was to take my camera, seize the moment and take some photos – who knows how the images can be used to help the dogs of Uummannaq (or broader Greenland), in the future.

As cliché as it sounds, there was a green dumpster to my right. I used it to hide me from their vision. My adrenalin had me trembling with the camera, struggling to turn it on. My hands shaking as more gun shots went off. I fumbled to get the lens cap off, then pressed the button to take a photo in the direction of the dogs and noticed it was not in focus. I took a deep breath to regain composure and told myself to be controlled and get some usable clear images. WWF and numerous other animal welfare organisations will be receiving contact from me when I return to Sydney, accompanied by these photos, so they must be clear.

There was a third man with a gun around the side of the house shooting the dogs over there. And another man standing on the balcony of the house watching. Both men with guns went around the side of the house with their backs to me. I took this opportunity to come out from behind the dumpster and get photos of the first two dogs hanging by their necks.

When one of the men returned to the front of the house, there was what appeared to be a younger, smaller dog, which had been trying to hide itself behind its rock, but kept popping its head up to see where the men were. Inevitably, he was seen. A man with a rifle went over to him and pointed the gun at its head. The dog released a defeated wail and turned his head 90 degrees to the left. When the rifle did not sound he looked at the man again for a brief second before turning his head away again. Curiosity however got the better of him, when he inquisitively turned to look at the man a third time, the trigger was released and he took the bullet between his eyes.

Unable to watch anymore, I put my camera away and waited for an opportune moment to leave without being seen. As I crept away more gun shots went off.

The next day I returned to the cliff and it was now free of dogs. The rocks were stained and the water on the path was mixed with blood. The whole area was quiet and I could still feel terror lingering in the air.

My final days in Uummannaq were spent gathering more information regarding sled dogs and their brutal retirement at the end of winter.

The first person I spoke with was a bystander who saw what I had seen. I asked him why. His response that his limited English would allow: “No meat”.

I spoke with a local lady I had met, & she proved utterly useless. She was completely in denial, and quickly changed the topic.

I spoke with a Danish man who works at the Orphanage, who had invited me to pay the children a visit. I assumed that a man involved in his line of work (caring for children), would also be empathetic towards animals. 

The Danish man informed me that the ten plus dogs I had witnessed being shot, were killed because their owner is moving to Nuuk. He laughed it off and told me not to be concerned. They are working dogs. As if to passify me, he informed me he had shot two of his own dogs that morning, because he won’t need dogs again for another 7 months.

He went on to tell me it is common practice in the north of Greenland. Dogs are shot at the end of winter as it is not practical to feed them for 7 months whilst they are out of work. Female dogs are always being shot because apparently the Greenlandic Sled dogs breed like rabbits. Dogs who are not good at sledding are shot. Dogs which become lame are shot. Dogs which are pregnant are shot. Dogs that are not well are shot.

I do not understand why dogs – ‘MAN’S BEST FRIEND’, which are the most loyal creatures on Earth and who have dutifully served their masters all winter, deserve to be shot in the head when they are no longer useful (at least not for the next 7 months).

Other than contacting a number of animal welfare organisations when I return home, I have still not gathered my thoughts on how I might be able to make a significant change. If anyone has an ideas, please let me know. 

Initial thoughts are that Uummannaq could firstly benefit from a service that spays dogs. Perhaps these hunters require funding, so they can afford to keep their dogs fed over the Summer months? Perhaps Greenlandic laws regarding animal welfare need to change? I don’t know yet. I do believe however, ideologies around culture and animal welfare, need to be separated!

Please share Mandy’s Facebook page to help Stop the Killing of Arctic Sled Dogs.

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