No mumma, you can’t have ‘just have a minute’

Oi vey! No, I haven’t converted, but it feels like that’s the most appropriate [read: printable] thing to say right now. I understand ‘oi vey’ it to be an exclamation of exasperation, translating to ‘oh, pain’. Oh pain is right. For everyone. Bubba has a cold. Not a full-blown, can’t breathe, raging fever, nose running…