Dreams. They are odd. Some of them extremely so.

I’ve now dreamt about an ex-boyfriend 3 nights in a row. Enough already. Okay, I get it!

Last night I also dreamt I went into labour.

And – the best one of all – I dreamt I was applying a new powdered fake tan to Ashton Kutcher’s naked body for an ad campaign. Yes please!

If I could put in a request for any of them to repeat? Ashton Kutcher please (even if I wasn’t a hormonal pregnant girl)!