Mumma is ready for her next big love. We think we’re about all the love she needs, but Bella says it would be nice for mumma to have someone to love her and sometimes to look after her, especially since she spends so much time looking after us.

Yesterday mumma and Bubba went for a big long walk for hours with our aunty. When they came home mumma had a bag with her so we had sniffs. She told us she needed some new jeans and when they were walking they went past a store that sold jeans. So she bought some boyfriend jeans.

Yee haa for you mumma, now you have your next big love.

You don’t?

What do you mean you don’t get a boyfriend with them when you buy boyfriend jeans? Maybe you should go back to the store and check? It sounds a little bit cheeky to us that the sold you boyfriend jeans and you get the jeans but not the boyfriend.

Oh well, maybe you’ll meet a nice boy who can be your boyfriend, or your husband even – your next big love – while you’re wearing your new boyfriend jeans?

Of course, anyone who wants to take our mumma on a date will need to check with us first!