Why are you laying still?
You have been there for 3 minutes.
It’s time to get up now isn’t it?
At least pat us both while you’re there – you’re arms are so still.
Aren’t you bored yet?
Here’s a ball.
Do you want a toy?
How about I just stare at you a little more?
Lick your nose maybe.
Oh good, that worked.
Now your eyes are open.