An open letter to germs

Okay, little germs, this is mumma talking and I mean business so listen up! I’m talking to all of you: germs, lurgies, ouchies, itchies, scratchies, hurties, headaches, earaches, back aches, sore throat germs, pains in general and pains in the butt. You are hereby given notice that you are not welcome in our home. Not anywhere on…