In defense of flat-bottomed girls everywhere

So many songs are filled with praise for the big round derrière. While this is not new, it seems there are more now than ever before.

Fat bottom girls

Junk in the trunk

Got buns hun

She got a booty like a Cadillac

All the right junk in all the right places

To this day I have never managed to pass The Pencil Test, nor its counterpart – where you place a pencil beneath your butt cheek to test if you can hold the pencil there {I know, right, the things girls do!}. Friends used to laugh at me and say that I don’t have a butt, just an extension of my thighs.

A quick Google search will find you a terrifying plethora of butt enhancing products. None of which I’ll be purchasing any time soon!

I think it needs to be said, so I’m going to say it – in defense of flat-bottomed girls everywhere – that not having a big round butt doesn’t make us any less womanly. Nor do we have any less love to give.

Love comes in all shapes and sizes.


Just like butts do.

One Comment Add yours

  1. Sage says:

    Haha! I’m in the same boat!!

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