{You’ve gotta} fight for your right

 

… to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep! {With apologies to the Beastie Boys.}

Most of you know I’m not a great sleeper. I’m trying all sorts of things, and at the moment I’m tracking my sleep patterns via an app. Aside: seriously, what did we do before there were apps for everything?! Anyhoo, here’s one night earlier this week.

Pretty, huh? Except it should look more like one big valley and less like a mountain range. Little wonder I’m exhaust-piped.

{You've gotta} fight for your right

 

Given the above, I am not overly fond of the 1am muuuuuuuuuuummmmma, I want to get up and watch a movie discussion. I’ll spare you the ridiculous to- and fro-ing that goes with it, but it isn’t fun.

Sleep in my bed. Sleep in your bed. Sleep on the floor for all I care at 1am. No, I am most certainly not making you a snack. In no way, shape or form are you getting up to watch a movie.

Moses on a moped just go the f*ck to sleep!

When my alarm went off and I got up, someone promptly scooted under my pillow. But mumma, I can’t get up, I’m really tired.

No. Shit. Sherlock.

Don’t come any closer or my furry bodyguard will have to step in.

{You've gotta} fight for your right

 

OMFG.

Coffee, anyone?

About bumpyroadtobubba

Mumma to Poppy Grace (born January 2011); forever friend to my furry buddies Bella & Bear; love spending time with family & friends, cooking, reading, writing, design & watching trashy TV (when I find time)! I try to perform one random act of kindness each day & think more people should learn a lesson in unconditional love & acceptance from our 4-legged furry friends. This is my journey to motherhood & beyond - single by chance, mother by choice.
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8 Responses to {You’ve gotta} fight for your right

  1. dogdaz says:

    You crack me up. I haven’t slept in several decades. I understand.

  2. The night before my baby was born, 6 years ago now, a mid-wife said to me: “Now get a good night’s sleep. You won’t sleep again for the next 30 years!” Don’t worry, 6 year olds sleep better than three year olds (generally). Things will get better!

  3. Rachel B says:

    We are like this in our house currently! I got a total of two hours sleep the other night and I think im running on a total of 8 ish for the week! I actually said to my husband “I have never stayed awake for 24 hours before” Apparently now is my time!! COFFEE please!

  4. Rebecca Jones says:

    Try Magnesium Oil on the soles of her feet. My Ruby woke for hours each night and from the first night I tried it she sleeps through. We call it the fairy’s magic sleeping spray.

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